You guys, I haven't watched American Idol in years — decades almost even! But "General" Larry Platt's original ditty, "Pants on the Ground," sure makes up for all the polished crap I'm sure I missed.

Try watching this and not — I repeat not! — find yourself singing it the rest of the day.

UPDATE: Ohnotheydidn't has the back story behind Larry Platt, and we must say it's amazing. In a good way. We promise. Head on over to the link to the left for more.