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The Fire In The Attic

POSTED:Wed, April 16, 2008 @ 10:40AM

It's not my fault


To all the women who've tried to make advances on me and I've ended up taking about god knows what geeky topic instead, I now have scientific evidence I'm not a complete idiot.

Click here to find out what I'm going on about.


Sincerely,
Benjamin James Spanner I
Senior Graffiti Moron Correspondent

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Ben Spanner

Writer Ben Spanner thinks of something and writes it down. Eventually that method will grant him power and wealth. Wait, what?

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