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Stuck on the toilet, I can't come out just yet

This may not be related to West Virginia, but it's too hilarious/sad/disturbing/hilarious not to mention somewhere. So, I say, why not here?

A Kansas woman was removed by police Feb. 27 from her toilet seat, where she had sat for two years. Neither glue nor rope were used to keep the woman there, she just apparently didn't want to move. As a result,  her skin began growing around the seat. Police used a crowbar to remove the seat, where it stayed attached to her legs until she reached the hospital.