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College Kid Tackles Summer Movies

May 7, 2008

Dear College Kid Who Most Likely Knows Nothing,

I want to see all of the summer blockbusters at the theater this summer, but I’m kinda running low on cash. What should I do?

Sincerely,

No Dough Joe



Dear No Dough Joe,

Back when I was in the war (high school), I designed this elaborate plan on several reams of cafeteria napkin paper. For days I would labor alone in the corner of the brick-laid eatery in hopes of one day executing this perfect summer stratagem. I give it to you on two conditions: 1) that you reveal this plan to no one and 2) that this quixotic blueprint of jumbled neurosis is engineered exactly as planned for fear of incarceration and/or certain death.

If you want to see all of the summer movies for cheap, this is the only reasonable alternative I can develop. What you’ll need: $7.50, one Ramen noodle case, Nalgene, 13 cans of black beans, a couple novels (or novellas if you’re a slow rea

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The Media Watchdog Slides Three Past CNN

May 7, 2008

3. Russert Knows No Bounds Facts

Recently on “Meet the Press” with Tim Russert, the host made the point to say, “many Democrats fear Republicans in the fall will string together an ad which shows É Barack Obama with his hands clasped in f

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How to Grow a Sweet ‘Stache

April 22, 2008

Dear College Kid Who Doesn’t Know Anything,

I’m not quite sure how to say this, but I really can’t grow good facial hair. It seems like these days all the cool kids have that GQ five o’clock shadow, a hipster beard or some sort of somethi

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How to Grow a Sweet ‘Stache

April 22, 2008

Dear College Kid Who Doesn’t Know Anything,

I’m not quite sure how to say this, but I really can’t grow good facial hair. It seems like these days all the cool kids have that GQ five o’clock shadow, a hipster beard or some sort of somethi

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Braving the purchase of a new car

April 22, 2008

By Picabo



I’ve been on a three-month journey. A journey that will continue until I believe I’ve found a salesman who is telling the truth. I know, what an oxymoron to include salesman and truth in the same sentence. I’m look

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College Kid Who Doesn't Know Anything Tackles Subprime Mortgages

April 10, 2008

Here at Graffiti, we want to give our readers an opportunity to get involved. We want to help them grow and mature as cultural entrepreneurs, life gurus and overall well-rounded human-beings. In doing so, we wanted to have a dedicated segment to ans

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